HMP Glossary

The Official HMP Glossary

Overview
Here you will find some of the bizarre terms and strange sayings of the HMP crew. Learning these will help you to better understand certain dialogue, and quotes.

The Glossary

 * Flibbity - To produce from nothingness
 * Bloom - Pointless brightly colored expression
 * Schlib - A random explicative; Also used as the anti-flibbity
 * Ringpop - Because Colin is my bitch
 * Meh - Universal expression of disdain; used as snide mockery of complaints, flimsy excuses, and other such nonsense

Sayings and Bits

 * My name is Uhh! - A song, of sorts.
 * Is it? - Obligatory response to any statement, ever. (Is it???)
 * Inner Thigh - It can take you anywhere.
 * Women love it when you say "astroturf" - It's true. Ask Lenny.
 * Hail Mary, Full of Grace... and also with you - accompanied by appropriate hand gestures.
 * WHAT ARBITRARY SILLINESS - props to Yahtzee.
 * "Defecation: It's the Shit!" - self explanatory.
 * Ravioli and Pennies - Random phrase guaranteed to make Andrew cringe
 * "My face is your shoulder. Your argument is invalid." - usually accompanied by "shoulder meh".
 * Shoulder Meh - the act of mocking someone by pantomiming speaking with one's shoulder, accompanied by by "meh" or "blah blah blah"
 * Meh Theme - Songs chosen as personal theme songs for each member of the crew, with "meh" substituted for lyrics or melodies.

Contributions By

 * Andrew Eade
 * Robert Dant
 * Chris Quinn

Legal mumbo-jumbo goes here, along with disclaimers... all adding up to DON'T STEAL FROM THE HMP!!